Play Time

Yesterday mom and dad took Lavender and I too a big off leash dog park to run and play. Mom makes us walk in on a leash and Lavender has to drag a leash at the park because she doesn't listen very good (another example of how girls are stupid).

I don't like to be on a leash around other dogs and I get a little snappy when I am, but mom says its okay because I am just asking for my space. Other dog parents get mad though and mom has to explain dog behavior. GOOD thing I have taught my mom so well. I know Uncle Elmo helped train her too (I will tell you about him sometime, mom really loved him and I know she misses him).

I had a great time at the park, though I kept trying to steal frisbee's and mom kept yelling at me to "get out of that", but I didn't want too. After a while I did, but I didn't like it.

Lavender was pretty naughty. Mom says she is very forward and doesn't understand when other dogs tell her to back off...instead, she goes back for more. Dumb girl. She got beat up by a rottweiler, he ran her from end of the park to the other. I laughed at her. I just stayed by mom and dad...they are fun to hang out with. Plus it just makes me feel better to keep mom in my line of site. I want to make sure she is behaving...she can be very bad you know.

On another note....

I have decided that I need to do away with Lavender...I am not quite sure how to do it...but I have access to peanut butter and bones, Grandpa Ted, what can I do with that? Anything besides make her a snack??? Ooh, I could poison her...but wait, what if I get it on my paws, I know....I will wear gloves. I am so smart that I surprise even myself.

Ooh to plot my sisters death....

Woof Woof

Ollie the destroyer

Ps. Hi Grandma Dottie!