Odds N Ends

The question mom gets asked most the about me is “what is he?” Don’t they know I am a dog????

Okay, so they want to know what BREED of dog I am and that is a tricky question. I did that on purpose you know.

Mom says that I am a Great American Boxer. Basically she says that I am a Great Dane (because I am so tall), American Bull Dog (because of my jowels and head shape) and Boxer (because of my coloring and wigglyness) mix. She also says that I have some pit-bull, but we don’t tell many people that because they get scared. However, I am a very good dog.

I personally think mom should tell them that I am a maltese or something like that and see what they say. Just to mess with their heads.

Lavender was supposed to go meet new people tomorrow, but that has fallen through. They would be first time dog owners and Lavy would NOT be good for them. Mom is very experienced and there are days that SHE wants to hang Lavy by her ears.

Did I tell you that I hate that Lav sleeps on the bed with us? Yup. I hate it.

Its also very cold here, in the 60’s. For me that’s COLD!!! I need a fall jacket, I will have to get mom to work on that. She left me OUTSIDE (ooh the indignity of it) in a kennel while she was training last night, I was FREEZING!!!!

Off to go nap.

Woof. Woof.

Ollie Pants