Lies

Remember how I told you that Lavender found a new home? Well, it was all a lie. I am very upset with Mom. Here I was ready to party on Monday, I had the caterers lined up and everything…but NOOOOOO, mom and Auntie Michelle had to go and deny the application just because they gave some dogs away (okay 6…is that a lot?). Don’t they know I lost the deposit??? SHEESH!

Alright, so I agree it wouldn’t be very nice to hop from home to home to home and I know that Lavy is safe here with us….I just want mom to myself again!!! Lavy doesn’t share mom well, except if she is chewing a bone…then I can spend time with mom.

Mom is STILL letting Lavy sleep on the bed with us…someone needs to tell Mom that its MY bed and that little turd should NOT be sleeping with us. Plus girls are stupid, but not mom (at least I don’t tell her and I think she reads my blog, so I don’t want to get into trouble).

I am going away with mom, Auntie Michelle, all her dogs and Lavy this weekend. We are going to go watch herding trials and go hiking. Mom and I aren’t the hiking types…so this should be interesting. I am very excited about watching the herding trials though; I bet I could do it BETTER than any of those other “herding” dogs. But I think I am afraid of sheep. I am DEFINITELY afraid of ducks (sometimes they start new dogs on ducks) because they will peck my eyes out. Hmmmm…maybe I can loose Lavy while we are hiking…I will have to come up with a plan.

I don’t think I have any other news…

Going to go chew on my bone now.

Woof. Woof.
Ollie Pants xo