Random...

Mom has kept me so busy the last couple of days that I haven’t had time to blog. She doesn’t give me a moments rest. Women.

It has also been raining here like it is Seattle, though I have never been to Seattle, but that’s what I have been told. It was sunny yesterday though, which was good because I was getting depressed from all the rain. The depression was causing me to destroy things in the house and that makes mom sad.

I heard mom tell Auntie Michelle that she wants to pick up a crate from the shelter this weekend. I think she is going to put me back in a house. I will be ready with my lock picking kit and digging implements should this happen. I have had a taste of freedom; I CAN NOT be JAILED again. Do you know what that will do to me???

We are going to the Elmbrook Humane Society Wag Walk tomorrow. I believe that I am going to be forced to work. Isn’t that considered slave labor or something???? I think mom should be turned into work force development. Wait…that may be bad, because then I would have to go into foster care and I would be an indigent child…never know what kind of home you will end up in. I could end up like poor abused neglected Lavy (yes, she is still here, I don’t want to talk about it).

Ooh, while we are on the subject of Lavy. Do you know that when we go to work with mom, she makes us SHARE a CRATE! Not only AT work, BUT in the CAR (did you know that mom makes me ride in a crate in the car now???? Oooh, you don’t…see more ABUSE!)!!!!!!!! ABUSE!!!! ABUSE!!!! I know for a FACT that work (Petco) has more crates, mom already uses one, I am SURE they would let her use another one. I have no IDEA why she must subject me to such torture.

Ahh….blogs are so healing…I feel so much better.

Off to find something of my mean mothers to destroy.

Woof. Woof.

Ollie the Destructo dog xo