Sisters, Blech.

Mom is a softy.

When Auntie Michelle called from the shelter that mom got me from and said that she needed some one to foster a 4 month old under weight malnourished pit bull pup that needed shots every day, she of course caved right in.

For the first 3 days I was MAD!!!! I wouldnt play with mom and when we went to bed, I would sleep on the other side, instead of up against her like I usually do. I got over it pretty quickly, because it is fun to have Lavender (thats the foster dogs name and my sister) to play with. Though sometimes she chews on my legs and I dont like that, so then I chew on her ears to get back at her.

Mom said she was only staying for a month....Hello, Mom...Its been OVER a MONTH! Mom keeps going back and forth about keeping her and making her my permanant sister. I guess it would be okay, but I really did like to be an only child. Though I am still very spoiled and I am the only one who gets to sleep on the bed with mom (HAHA Lavender!!!), Lavender has to sleep in her crate.

Lavender is pretty good for the most part, but it gets irritating when I am trying to go potty and she has to body slam me. Come ON! Cant I pee in peace???? Or when I am trying to just eat some grass and she has to grab my leash and try to drag me away. I teach her though, because then I take off and flip her over. I dragged her for a few feet yesterday, until mom told me to let go of the leash. Well, Lavender STARTED it AND she deserved it.

Plus, I am WAY smarter than Lav, because I am the one that does all the tricks at the demos!!! All she does is LAY there...dumb girl. She does get a lot of attention though, but thats because she is little and sort of cute. Then people see me and tell me how handsome I am and that I look like a tiger...they forget all about stupid Lavender.

Can someone please tell my mom that I really dont want a full time sister??? sigh. its hard being a dog.

Cya round!

woof. woof.

Ollie

Ps. See...I have proof she is mean to me...steals my bones AND chews on me. She's bad!